Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger picture Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'd be nervous too. Did you see how many people he killed in "Commando?"

From prule84

| 2 comments | April 13, 2012
Suspicious People Police Blotter picture Suspicious People Police Blotter

Should've known it was a bunch of Canucks. Flappy-headed miscreants.

| 22 comments | August 12, 2011
Police Blotter Lie picture Police Blotter Lie

I think he also finished all the milk and didn't flush the toilet. Bastard!

| 6 comments | July 05, 2011
He was found passed out in the Wendy's parking lot after struggling to get the bag off. picture He was found passed out in the Wendy's parking lot after struggling to get the bag off.

| 55 comments | February 03, 2011
Unfortunately he ordered a pipe bomb. picture Unfortunately he ordered a pipe bomb.

| 3 comments | November 15, 2010
One of the misdemeanors was not wearing any pants. picture One of the misdemeanors was not wearing any pants.

From cliznif

| 10 comments | August 11, 2010
He's suing for lost wages and carpal tunnel, specifically in the right index finger. picture He's suing for lost wages and carpal tunnel, specifically in the right index finger.

From Noah Montgomery

| 4 comments | August 11, 2010
Suspect was suspiciously co-operative. picture Suspect was suspiciously co-operative.

| 10 comments | August 02, 2010
To be fair he "lost a year's worth of work" by playing Farmville at work. picture To be fair he "lost a year's worth of work" by playing Farmville at work.

From George

| 40 comments | July 09, 2010
If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar. picture If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.

| 22 comments | June 07, 2010
No comment. picture No comment.

| 32 comments | May 25, 2010
Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot. picture Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot.

From turtle

| 1 comment | March 27, 2010
I blame the homeowner for moving to a street with such a foreboding name. picture I blame the homeowner for moving to a street with such a foreboding name.

| 48 comments | December 04, 2009
3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous. picture 3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous.

From Justin Nathanson

| 94 comments | January 08, 2009
Either that or they ate the baby. picture Either that or they ate the baby.

From Alex

| 128 comments | May 28, 2008
It's a rule, regardless of the situation. picture It's a rule, regardless of the situation.

From Tim McCool

| 340 comments | December 16, 2007
Suspect is 18-year-old white male virgin. picture Suspect is 18-year-old white male virgin.

| 44 comments | October 19, 2007
Text messages have a purpose? picture Text messages have a purpose?

| 73 comments | August 29, 2007
Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it. picture Safety Reminder - do something stupid, and we will publicly shame you for it.

From dude

| 63 comments | April 22, 2007
Hmmmm let me see it was green, some red hairs, pretty sticky icky.... picture Hmmmm let me see it was green, some red hairs, pretty sticky icky....

From Scotty D!

| 66 comments | April 18, 2007