Crime doesn’t sleep, unless it’s had too many donuts and the cop car is particularly comfortable. But who are we kidding, we all love seeing people get arrested for petty crime and theft. It’s even better when there’s surveillance footage of stupid criminals in the act. And how would local newspapers continue without the police blotters making them worth the read.
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Handicopped
Give him a break, it will only take him like five minutes to accept those bribes.
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Chill Dude Is About To Get Arrested
It was nice of the cop to take the picture before slamming him down to the pavement.
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Police Department Owns Tank
They only take it out once a year so kids can play on it. Money well spent.
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
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Batman Watches Cops Do Their Job
Batman felt left out so he ran up to kick the criminal in the face. Justice.
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Police Car Crashes Into Water
Don't worry, all the confiscated drugs in the trunk are OK.
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Baller Cops Flash Money and Weed
The real question is which one of them gets to use it as their new profile pic.
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Security Guard Walks Past Freaks
He'd fine you, but that'd require conversing with you.
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Undercover Police WiFi
Crime doesn't pay (for access to unsecure wireless networks)
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Luchadora Protester
I'm scared of him just captioning this picture. Imagine how the police feel.
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Police Response Story
All the cops were hanging out at an awesome house party down the block.
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Crafty Alcoholic
Bad Cop, Good Homeless Guy
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Bathtub Motorcycle
Who knew forgetting to scrub behind your ears was actually punishable by law?
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Miami P.D. Bomb Squad
Unless you're a bomb, of course.
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Nic Cage Arrest
My hair is a bird, your arrest is invalid.
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St Paddy's Day Cop
Underneath the cop's uniform is a shirt that says "He Loves Being Face Down on the Pavement with a Knee in his Back" with an arrow pointing to that guy.


