Crime doesn’t sleep, unless it’s had too many donuts and the cop car is particularly comfortable. But who are we kidding, we all love seeing people get arrested for petty crime and theft. It’s even better when there’s surveillance footage of stupid criminals in the act. And how would local newspapers continue without the police blotters making them worth the read.
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Things You Should Never Say to a Police Officer
Alternative title: Things you should never say to anyone ever.
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Hipster Cop Ironically Hates Music
He hates it when anything is louder than his ironic sweater.
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Police Car Prank
This went a whole lot better than their last prank, where they had people pretend to steal policemen's guns.
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This Is Crazy
There's no excuse for the police brutality, and no explanation for everything else. From Woodhead Entertainment.
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Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'd be nervous too. Did you see how many people he killed in "Commando?"
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Pee Prank on Cops
Yeah, I tried to prank a cop with a fake gun once. Didn't go nearly as well. Cop was a real dick about it, put me in jail with a life sentence.
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Mortal Kombat Security Guard
Stop or he'll call someone with real authority.
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Trickster Motorcyclist Escapes Cop
The motorcycle also escapes, if you were wondering.
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Very Mary-Kate: Police
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
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Handicopped
Give him a break, it will only take him like five minutes to accept those bribes.
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Drive-by High Five
Update: They got the dirtbag. He's currently serving a 13-year-sentence for being too awesome, and recklessly endangering the life an police officer.
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Chill Dude Is About To Get Arrested
It was nice of the cop to take the picture before slamming him down to the pavement.
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Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
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Police Department Owns Tank
They only take it out once a year so kids can play on it. Money well spent.
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
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Batman Watches Cops Do Their Job
Batman felt left out so he ran up to kick the criminal in the face. Justice.
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Driver in Elmo Shirt Freaks out at Reporter
He's just lucky the fashion police didn't get involved.
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Brazilian Cops Crash into Airplane to Stop it
You have the right to remain flightless.
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Man Calls Police About the Moon
He's in jail now. The moon, I mean.
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New Zealand Cop Fail
Kiss your first month's paycheck goodbye, rookie.
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