CollegeHumor: Police

Very Mary-Kate: Police

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:04:57 -0500

I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

Handicopped

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 21:01:28 -0400

Give him a break, it will only take him like five minutes to accept those bribes.

Drive-by High Five

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:54:47 -0500

Update: They got the dirtbag. He's currently serving a 13-year-sentence for being too awesome, and recklessly endangering the life an police officer.

Chill Dude Is About To Get Arrested

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:55:31 -0500

It was nice of the cop to take the picture before slamming him down to the pavement.

Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 11:48:01 -0500

She's not asking for much.

Police Department Owns Tank

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:52:21 -0500

They only take it out once a year so kids can play on it. Money well spent.

Little Girl Worried About Mommy

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:00:58 -0500

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Batman Watches Cops Do Their Job

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:30:22 -0500

Batman felt left out so he ran up to kick the criminal in the face. Justice.

Driver in Elmo Shirt Freaks out at Reporter

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:36:05 -0400

He's just lucky the fashion police didn't get involved.

Brazilian Cops Crash into Airplane to Stop it

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:53:57 -0400

You have the right to remain flightless.

Man Calls Police About the Moon

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:12:03 -0400

He's in jail now. The moon, I mean.

New Zealand Cop Fail

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:10:48 -0400

Kiss your first month's paycheck goodbye, rookie.

Police Car Crashes Into Water

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:09:22 -0400

Don't worry, all the confiscated drugs in the trunk are OK.

Family Gets Lost in Corn Maze, Calls 911

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:58:13 -0400

It's too bad it wasn't one of those haunted corn mazes. The spirits could have helped them find the exit, and given them a refund.

Guy Shines Laser Pointer at Helicopter, is Instantly Arrested

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:45:46 -0400

He did make the cute girl in homeroom laugh, so it was worth it.

Baller Cops Flash Money and Weed

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 11:26:14 -0400

The real question is which one of them gets to use it as their new profile pic.

Playmobile 911

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:34:34 -0400

BreakerBreaker we have a hairless acrobat trapped inside the utility storage compartment over here in the Camper Van. Someone shoved a baby guinea pig and dirtbike handlebars into her headchamber, but she’s still got a full tub of...

Security Guard Walks Past Freaks

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 17:11:26 -0400

He'd fine you, but that'd require conversing with you.

Grandma Threatens to Call Internet Police

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:13:21 -0400

Can't you see you're tearing this family apart? Oh, that's why you did it?

Police Officer Can't Be Stopped

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 17:09:14 -0400

"Excuse me, sir, I'm going to need to see your license, registration and a doctor."