Crime doesn’t sleep, unless it’s had too many donuts and the cop car is particularly comfortable. But who are we kidding, we all love seeing people get arrested for petty crime and theft. It’s even better when there’s surveillance footage of stupid criminals in the act. And how would local newspapers continue without the police blotters making them worth the read.
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Drive-by High Five
Update: They got the dirtbag. He's currently serving a 13-year-sentence for being too awesome, and recklessly endangering the life an police officer.
Originals
Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
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Driver in Elmo Shirt Freaks out at Reporter
He's just lucky the fashion police didn't get involved.
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Brazilian Cops Crash into Airplane to Stop it
You have the right to remain flightless.
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Man Calls Police About the Moon
He's in jail now. The moon, I mean.
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New Zealand Cop Fail
Kiss your first month's paycheck goodbye, rookie.
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Guy Shines Laser Pointer at Helicopter, is Instantly Arrested
He did make the cute girl in homeroom laugh, so it was worth it.
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Grandma Threatens to Call Internet Police
Can't you see you're tearing this family apart? Oh, that's why you did it?
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Police Officer Can't Be Stopped
"Excuse me, sir, I'm going to need to see your license, registration and a doctor."
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NYPD Ignites 5000 lbs of Confiscated Fireworks
OK folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my God! An incredible fireworks display.
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The Rattler
Watching over the city like he's carrying it in a bjorn.
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Guy Makes Point About Bike Lanes by Crashing into Things in Bike Lanes
He wouldn't have this problem if he drove a car like a normal person that isn't concerned about the environment or his health.
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Country Gentleman Narrates Police Car Crash
The voice of God's annoying neighbor.
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Cop to Car: "Bitch, Get in the Slow Lane"
"To serve and protect and pwn slow ass drivers."
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Police Door Fail
That doors just lucky he has a hostage situation to deal with.
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Tiny Car Escapes Ticket
The joke is on the police. They thought he owned a car.
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Police Officer Types Like my Grandma
This wasn't the downfall of Operation Reverse Mrs. Doubtfire, but it definitely didn't help matters.
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Girls Surprise-Kiss Female Russian Cops
And that's the last time any of them were ever seen alive.
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Police Dog Steals Soccer Ball
Don't worry, he's on desk duty now.
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Magic Gender-Changing Taser
"You get tased like a girl!"
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