Presidents, representatives, senators and mayors help the world turn. Though they don't always make it turn in the direction we want, they do give us the scandals and headlines we need to confirm that democracy and capitalism are so much cooler than dictatorships and communism.

    A White House Petition To Make R. Kelly's "Ignition" The National Anthem
    Twidiots: Happy Presidents Day to All EXCEPT Barack Obama
    The 77 Greatest U.S. Presidents Ever
    Obama's Exploding Fist Bump With Senator Mark Kirk
    Twidiots: Obama Hates Football
    Twidiots: Alex Jones Won the Debate
    Excerpts from my John Boehner Cross-Over Fan Fiction
    Professor GIF: What's This Fiscal Cliff?
    Twitter Reactions to Famous Speeches
    Emotionally Defeated Romney
    President Obama and McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed
    Marco Rubio's Great Mysteries
    Professor GIF: So Is Marijuana Legal Now?
    10 Things General Petraeus Can Do Now That He's Resigned
    The Simpsons Takes on Karl Rove

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