Presidents, representatives, senators and mayors help the world turn. Though they don't always make it turn in the direction we want, they do give us the scandals and headlines we need to confirm that democracy and capitalism are so much cooler than dictatorships and communism.

    What's your Palin name? Mine is Bullpen Cola Palin
    John Edwards' love child is an internet prodigy
    McCain will be his own secret service
    Negative campaign ads through the years...
    Famous Presidential Quotes, Translated
    Obama or Jesus? The Quiz
    "Mommmmmm, you're embarrassing me..."
    Viral Video Politician
    "Hillary is Mom Jeans"
    How high do you have to be to think of this?
    I Have an Idea That Will Solve Everything
    Clock Suckers: Ben Franklinstein
    This Just In: JFK Is Still Dead!

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