In an alternate universe, Mitt Romney and _Arrested Development_'s Lucille Bluth would run away together, living blissfully in a bubble of privilege and bizarre, unsettling comments. But unfortunately …
The GOPsy can get down.
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Good ol' Mitt. What a loveable fop. Handsome, rugged, and just a little bit silly - the perfect combination for a rom-com leading man. America's simply swooning for the guy, after all.
I did not have sexual relations with that hybrid beast.
I'm still undecided, but I think I'll end up voting for No.
Hail to the chief. Or just take a leak, whichever.
Or as he calls it, "Jesus Morality Stacks of Moderation and Terrific Fun."
Knock knock. Who's there? Oh, just AMERICA.
George Michael, you can't compete with STEVE HOLT!
He also bought the last Avril Lavigne album.
Hey Mitt Romney, GET OVER HERE.
The president is now reconsidering his stance on the right to bear arms.
Is that a copy of the Affordable Care Act in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It's better to ignore than to forget.
President Obama did an AMA on Reddit today, and if you were one of the many people who couldn't get through to the actual thread, we've gathered some of the best responses here.
Are you still waiting, or did he come?
Yep, that's what we all remember about Michael Jordan.
I'm pretty sure I've seen Obama wearing that exact outfit.
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Welp. He's got my vote!
Mayor Maywho has better hair.
Who needs boobs when you have so.... much... money.