Presidents, representatives, senators and mayors help the world turn. Though they don’t always make it turn in the direction we want, they do give us the scandals and headlines we need to confirm that democracy and capitalism are so much cooler than dictatorships and communism.
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Voting Booth Talks Back
Make your voice heard or they'll do it for you.
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Colbert Super Pac: Vote Cain
If Stephen Colbert is running for Herman Cain, then he's got my vote. I think Stephen Colbert is the Hermain Cain this country needs.
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C-SPAN Troll Wants to Know Mitt Romney's Penis Size
Obviously we all want to know, which is why the next GOP debate is going to start in a fancy restaurant and then move to an elegantly decorated apartment.
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Crazy Guy With a Boot on his Head Announces Presidential Bid
Change we can be confused by.
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Hillary Clinton Hawaiian Photobomb
The way he sees it, they were the ones photobombing his fire run.
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Rick Perry's Campaign-Ending Brain Fart
"No, no--I was just doing my George W... My impression of that guy."
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80s Sitcom Predicted Gaddafi's Death
They also predicted Tamagotchis would be cool forever, so let's not give them too much credit.
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Robert Reich Explains the Credit Downgrade
It's as scary as A, B, C.
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Barney Frank Farts On Live TV
And not a brain-fart, either. The real deal.
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Official Michelle Bachmann Campaign Commercial
Paid for by the money they should be using to buy Justin Bieber posters.
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Glenn Beck Compares Angry Birds to Tea Party
"Also, have you noted the parallels between Touch Hockey and Das Kapital?"
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Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan
It is her duty as an elected official to protect America's neck.
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Weirdly Racist Political Campaign
"They do let you vote, right?"
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Tenessee Rep. Scared of Dogs
"Up next we will be discussing the bill that makes it illegal for airplanes to fly while people are trying to sleep. All in favor?"
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The President Of Russia Is A Terrible Dancer
"Mr. Medvedev, get DOWN with your bad self." -the ghost of Ronald Reagan.
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President of Czech Republic Steals Pen
Welp, here goes World War 3.
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Oregon State Legislature Rick Roll
That's awesome, now what's this about a government work stoppage?
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3-Year-Old Wants to be Governor of New Jersey
I like his stance on sales tax reform, but I really like his "candy is free and dogs can get jobs" proposal.
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Yes, Obama has a Computer
You know who didn't have a computer? George Washington--but that's just because they didn't exist yet.
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World's Creepiest School Board Candidate
Your move, incumbent Glen Hillgarden!


