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March 21, 2012
March 20, 2012
He wants Barack Obama to switch him chairs.
March 19, 2012
Who let the word out?
From JimmyKimmelLive on March 19, 2012
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From Washington Free Beacon on March 14, 2012
He may be Republican red, but he bleeds The Blueprint.
From Jest on March 13, 2012
It's our right to not feel like we're having sex with a balloon.
March 12, 2012
March 9, 2012
He gets a lot of faint praise in the most literal sense.
March 8, 2012
This is exactly why those fat cats in Washington get away with whatever they want. Open your eyes, people! Literally, open your eyes. Wake up.
From CH Staff on March 5, 2012
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
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February 29, 2012
I like that he's pro sleeping 18 hours a day, but I don't know if I agree with his policy on attacking pieces of string.
From schmoyoho on February 29, 2012
I've always said I'd enjoy the republican primaries a lot more if they had a beat I could dance to.