Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Why don't you just use words we understand. Somebody pooped the pool!
"My roomates and I bet each other $5 if we would eat one of these and find it afterwords (Notice the digging hanger)" (in the gross hall of fame)
It's surprising the Mrs. didn't keep her maiden name.
"Some signs don't need to be translated"
It's going to be closed at 5 am?
"She must be married to ASSMAN."
Cartoon elephants poop candy.
I wish my mother would stop putting notes in my lunch. They have gotten kind of embarassing lately.
"I paid my cheap friend $5 to stick his arm to the bottom."
Wouldn't it be funny if the kid who made the poster was also the mystery pooper?
Where do you think he got all the horse shit?
No not feeding your dog enough fiber.
"Sux for him."
Okay sir, this is the last time I'm going to ask you to stop doing that.
"The gratitude we receive for having a sweet party. Finding shit on a nightstand the next morning."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.