Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
He's got the shaming blues.
"Turns out you CAN have too much green beer on St. Patrick's Day. This is real- trust me, I'm gonna be a doctor." That doesn't explain the orange glow affect on the rim...
Hey, that peanut looks like a kid!
The people on the bus go "ew ew ew, ew ew ew, ew ew ew"
"I live with a bunch of n00bs."
"Sorry Aaron, shit happens."
Wait a second... I'm Alex!
Well how many shit songs do I get?
"This is a random sculpture (?) along a sidewalk in Chicago. It's one of those things that you have to see before you die."
Has anybody seen my pink panties? Why is the dog moaning?
At first this accounting sign just said, "pove those loop holes."
The Greek system is an institution built on tradition and honor. Pledging is a sacred rite, only to be undertaken by those who are serious about contributing to the university and the community.
Yeah mom, nothing's new. Nah, you don't have to worry. Same old, same old over here.
"My roommate's retarded dog ate a tube of blue latex paint."
"Good concept for a prank, but keep in mind, at the end of it all, you still have to handle your own feces."
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Don't ask me again.