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Disgustingly Tan Mom Does Disgustingly Tan Mom Thing
Orange you glad this isn't your mother?
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Little Girl On Beer Throne
"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"
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Kid Gets First Lap Dance
It's OK, she's the babysitter.
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Stroller Locked Up
The baby will be fine. Dad's just running in to go Christmas shopping for a bit.
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Dad Scars Child For Life To Take Photograph
Holding the child like that helps stabilize the camera.
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Missed Curfew Note
This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.
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Little Girl Blasted With Leaf Blower
"And that's what a rollercoaster would feel like if we could afford amusement parks." - Creative Dad
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Cute Kid Hugs Sniper Rifle
Her brother won't rifle through her things ever again.
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Baby Acts As Plate At Dinner
After finishing they placed him on a stack of other babies over the trashcan.
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Baby Checks Out Hooters Gear
He can only fall asleep to his mother reading the menu.
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Sad Baby in Cozy Costume Stuck in Swing
Don't worry, you're only stuck in the swingset for now. Unfortunately you're stuck with your parents for life.
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Pole Dancer and Daughter
You can't imagine how much snack money she pulled in on the playground during recess
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Unattended Children Warning Sign
Don't think for a second you get to ride the bull for free. Those things are expensive.
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Chill Baby
It's a party, baby!
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Baby Giving the Finger
"How 'bout that, Mom. How's that sit with you?"
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Kid Rocks Weed Foam Hand
Big Bird immediately comes to life.
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Kids Gets ATHF Tattoo
Wait 'til he gets the face tattoo of Carl when he's 18.
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Sober Baby Crying
Fine, you can have a drink if you just stop crying.
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Piggyback Parade
Kids that young, their necks are like rubber.
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Kid Pours Beer
Best part is only one person required to hold him up for the keg stand


