Disgustingly Tan Mom Does Disgustingly Tan Mom Thing video Disgustingly Tan Mom Does Disgustingly Tan Mom Thing

Orange you glad this isn't your mother?

| 18 comments | May 03, 2012
Little Girl On Beer Throne picture Little Girl On Beer Throne

"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"

| 4 comments | January 06, 2012
Kid Gets First Lap Dance picture Kid Gets First Lap Dance

It's OK, she's the babysitter.

| 1 comment | December 29, 2011
Stroller Locked Up picture Stroller Locked Up

The baby will be fine. Dad's just running in to go Christmas shopping for a bit.

| 4 comments | December 15, 2011
Dad Scars Child For Life To Take Photograph picture Dad Scars Child For Life To Take Photograph

Holding the child like that helps stabilize the camera.

| Be the first to comment! | December 07, 2011
Missed Curfew Note picture Missed Curfew Note

This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.

| 6 comments | December 06, 2011
Little Girl Blasted With Leaf Blower picture Little Girl Blasted With Leaf Blower

"And that's what a rollercoaster would feel like if we could afford amusement parks." - Creative Dad

| 10 comments | November 30, 2011
Cute Kid Hugs Sniper Rifle picture Cute Kid Hugs Sniper Rifle

Her brother won't rifle through her things ever again.

| 8 comments | November 18, 2011
Baby Acts As Plate At Dinner picture Baby Acts As Plate At Dinner

After finishing they placed him on a stack of other babies over the trashcan.

| 3 comments | October 14, 2011
Baby Checks Out Hooters Gear picture Baby Checks Out Hooters Gear

He can only fall asleep to his mother reading the menu.

| 7 comments | October 12, 2011
Sad Baby in Cozy Costume Stuck in Swing picture Sad Baby in Cozy Costume Stuck in Swing

Don't worry, you're only stuck in the swingset for now. Unfortunately you're stuck with your parents for life.

| 4 comments | October 11, 2011
Pole Dancer and Daughter picture Pole Dancer and Daughter

You can't imagine how much snack money she pulled in on the playground during recess

| 6 comments | October 11, 2011
Unattended Children Warning Sign picture Unattended Children Warning Sign

Don't think for a second you get to ride the bull for free. Those things are expensive.

| 3 comments | September 21, 2011
Chill Baby picture Chill Baby

It's a party, baby!

| 20 comments | July 23, 2011
Baby Giving the Finger picture Baby Giving the Finger

"How 'bout that, Mom. How's that sit with you?"

| 23 comments | July 19, 2011
Kid Rocks Weed Foam Hand picture Kid Rocks Weed Foam Hand

Big Bird immediately comes to life.

| 9 comments | June 29, 2011
Kids Gets ATHF Tattoo picture Kids Gets ATHF Tattoo

Wait 'til he gets the face tattoo of Carl when he's 18.

| 16 comments | June 21, 2011
Sober Baby Crying picture Sober Baby Crying

Fine, you can have a drink if you just stop crying.

| Be the first to comment! | June 08, 2011
Piggyback Parade picture Piggyback Parade

Kids that young, their necks are like rubber.

| 5 comments | May 23, 2011
Kid Pours Beer picture Kid Pours Beer

Best part is only one person required to hold him up for the keg stand

| 2 comments | April 28, 2011