Spongebob's best friend is shocked by everything, including the fact that his shocked-ness became a meme.
Who said hair was just for your head? Look - if you see a sick curl, just grab your board, hop on, and ride it, hombre. 'Cuz these peeps must use some gnarly conditioner.
Yo homes, smell ya later.
The beauty and the butt.
Peter Parker doesn't even care about hiding his identity anymore.
But will the sequel live up to the hype?
In a world where context is nourishment, you are to starve
"We lay down the lawn."
Safe for work: No Gore.
I would very much like to show her the world.
Justin Bieber's Birthday Weekend: A perfect 22-word short story, in Twitter form. He HAD to have embellished some of those details, right??? No one's birthday weekend is THIS crazy.
Aww, these two onions are going to make me cry!
Give the wrong answer and it's gonna let you down.
Your very own denim National Treasure.
This is f*cking awesome.
Is it the Beauty or the Beat - I mean, Beast?
Hopefully he blue himself, too.
Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff, doppelgängers.
Theez ees, awh, how do you zey? Ehh cloze eenuf?
Behold the inner turmoil of a scaredy-cat.
Wait until marriage, you will.