Tag: Popped Collar

The mega collar does not pop. The mega collar pops you. Picture The mega collar does not pop. The mega collar pops you.
The worst part is that she was giving the lap dance to Tears in Heaven. Picture The worst part is that she was giving the lap dance to Tears in Heaven.
"On April 29th 2008 Rex Vanderwoodsen set the Planet Douche World Record for most popped collars worn by an individual. He popped 23 collars making him the Planet Douche World Record Holder." Picture "On April 29th 2008 Rex Vanderwoodsen set the Planet Douche World Record for most popped collars worn by an individual. He popped 23 collars making him the Planet Douche World Record Holder."
Lady, whoever you are you should run. Picture Lady, whoever you are you should run.
I learned it from you, dad! Picture I learned it from you, dad!
Awesome costume, but you have to wonder how guy-on-the-right got a suntan on his forearm but not his hand. Picture Awesome costume, but you have to wonder how guy-on-the-right got a suntan on his forearm but not his hand.
6. Gentleman, PLEASE lower your collars. Picture 6. Gentleman, PLEASE lower your collars.
The original popped collar. Picture The original popped collar.
I've been popping my collar ever since I learned the lindy hop. Of course those days we didn't call it popping your collar, we called it flipping your goof! That's a funny story in and of itself, it all began when I met your grandfather... Picture I've been popping my collar ever since I learned the lindy hop. Of course those days we didn't call it popping your collar, we called it flipping your goof! That's a funny story in and of itself, it all began when I met your grandfather...
Statistics show that kids who start popping their collars before the age of 6 never recover. They learn it from you. Picture Statistics show that kids who start popping their collars before the age of 6 never recover. They learn it from you.
"Pupped collar." Picture "Pupped collar."
So many pops, you'd think some kids from the Midwest were ordering soda. Picture So many pops, you'd think some kids from the Midwest were ordering soda.
"Honey, I popped my collar." Picture "Honey, I popped my collar."
Popped collar, no sleeves. Picture Popped collar, no sleeves.
"Only bitches pop their collars." Picture "Only bitches pop their collars."
Another in our continuing series of pets that hate their owners. Picture Another in our continuing series of pets that hate their owners.
Popped collar to the MAX Picture Popped collar to the MAX
"This was HIS idea!" Picture "This was HIS idea!"
I wonder if the photographer kept this senior picture for his own records. Picture I wonder if the photographer kept this senior picture for his own records.
My friends and I are into the same things, but I would still describe myself as completely unique. Picture My friends and I are into the same things, but I would still describe myself as completely unique.
Not all douchebags pop their collar, but all people with popped collars are douchebags. Picture Not all douchebags pop their collar, but all people with popped collars are douchebags.
"Somebody should tell him popped collars aren't cool." Picture "Somebody should tell him popped collars aren't cool."
"No really, unpop that collar." Picture "No really, unpop that collar."
"Ty Cobb... inventor of the Collar Pop?" Not that I would ask him to his face. Picture "Ty Cobb... inventor of the Collar Pop?" Not that I would ask him to his face.