Mitt Romney left this note on the press bus that follows him while it was empty. Who knew Mitt was such a troll?
Yarr, raise the flag of the Picnic Pirates.
If you forgot to call your dad on Father's Day, just show him this and he'll have to forgive you.
The jokes on you, this tastes great. Ah, I'm so fat.
You don't need to add mayo, just letting you know that there's not a lot of mayo in this machine.
That blanket looks sweet.
You kids stop barking or I will turn this car around.
Oh, thank god, it's Nipple Man.
You gotta learn your dildos and your dildon'ts. This is a dildon't.
Better than telling someone he's going swimming and pushing him off a bridge.
Environmental Studies 101 takes an ironic twist