At least he's honest.
Geez, What a bunch of babies-OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?
More like Frosty the Snowmonster.
Beauty is in the googly eyes of the beholder.
There's still time to transfer.
Because hugging strangers isn't as cool.
C'mon stupid paper towels, I said please!
Relax. No job interview is the end of the world.
What would happen if the field got struck by lightning... and you were the only one who survived?
I would rather you just pranked me by setting me on fire.
Sure, you can create a Self Pop Tart photoshopping the camera out of your selfie but if you bring it into real life? Well, it turns out in New York City nobody gives a damn anyway.
Just how badly do you need those copies?
At least give us a courtesy flush?
Nathan Fielder unleashed a genius prank upon his Twitter followers (s' parents) last night, instructing them to "accidentally" send a drug-related text to their parents and quickly reneging afterwards …
And once again, Mr. Clarke proves that he is unprankable.
APRIL FOOLS, INTERNET LOVERS! Here's your yearly helping of edible Tweets, buried treasure on Google Maps, and all the rest of April Fool's Day on the internet.
Hey dude, there's no "I" in Miam- oh, wait...
Hopefully you time this just right when your friend's nauseating hangover hits.
Move over, Burger King, cause the @Jeep Twitter account was the latest random corporate account to get hacked this week. Or at least, we hope it got hacked. Maybe it's always this crazy? This is way m …
"Aw, now I'll never be able to jump"
Even more impressive? Didn't get hit by the ponytail.
Each day living with you is a gift.