You don't need to add mayo, just letting you know that there's not a lot of mayo in this machine.
That blanket looks sweet.
You kids stop barking or I will turn this car around.
Oh, thank god, it's Nipple Man.
You gotta learn your dildos and your dildon'ts. This is a dildon't.
Better than telling someone he's going swimming and pushing him off a bridge.
Environmental Studies 101 takes an ironic twist
Funny joke, but I can just cover the smell up with this Glad air freshen-- DAMMIT!
1,120 red solo cups to fill our friends office and living room while he was out of town. Each one is filled with water and one skittle. A colorful work of art prank.
A few of my teammates decided to distract me during a local hockey tournament in Sun Valley, ID.
No, really, I need to know if he's still breathing.
Making someone go to a store to buy a book is the greatest prank of all.
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Nose pluckers may not have fallen into the toilet, but someone's friendship certainly has.
Scary how someone could make this mistake, there hasn't been an "Involvement Fair" in over forty years.
I don't know Chad, just that he probably deserves this.
Aunt Diane was afraid you weren't taking her "every day is a gift" throw pillow seriously enough.
There's a 7 year-old out there with a kidney in his lunch box.
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
She should try checking the backseat of that station wagon.
They didn't say anything about jumping on them.
He needs the extra privacy for midday naps.
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.