Some people get such shi*tty tattoos.
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
As if wizards didn't have anything better to do than prank muggles.
Procrastinate while you calculate.
Shipping and handling was $25 and they just sent an empty envelope.
So delicious your ears will ring for days.
You've heard of child pose. This is dude pose. Go here when you need a break to stare at girls.
This is why you don't hire addicts.
This is exactly why no one goes to talk to the professor during office hours.
"Oh, I thought you meant ass photo. Not class photo. Sorry, Ms. Stevens"
They're old fashioned. Why not give an old fashioned?
The diet soda machine is only available in XS.
Every student gets a picture with the valedictorian.
It'll take those guys hours to remove all the glitter. Now's a good time to pop in the "Glitter" DVD featuring Mariah Carey.
This is exactly why you're supposed to say cheese in pictures.
Please, no hawking (unless you're a severely disabled genius with motor neurone disease).
Hell no, Elmo. To the basement of forgotten toys you go.
New Slogan: Change him now, not later.
The key is to dig your big toe into the soft spot for balance.
The real illusion is the block. Oh, you already thought that. Great. Carry on.
It's a good thing he only has 2 friends.
Girls Scouts of America, beware.
What's a meta, baby?
"Dude, you're running low on gas too. Bonerz."