Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
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His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his.
So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday!
Best Holiday Card Ever.
You should thank her. If it wasn't for mom, you'd never exist you little goddamn INGRATE!
Don't worry about anything, he can reassemble himself in a couple seconds.
The child would have just ruined my binge drinking anyway.
Doctors usually warn you about these kind of things but she wasn't paying attention. She's due soon.
Juno and Paulie Bleeker
Put on your rally caps we're going for a record here people.
She's not pregnant. The silicone breast implants just got loose and went south.
"I'm sorry ma'am, you can't play paintball in that condition, are you crazy? Here, put this mask on. Now you're ready."
This could not have gone better under the circumstances, although it could have gone better for the bear
73rd time's the charm.
"I don't know if anyone told you, but your child may be born very post-mature."
This guy's idea of a shotgun wedding involves a 9mm.
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