Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Oh that's a typo. There should be a "with" before "your."
You said Alex ran away to a farm!
When you exercise, you excrete natural pheromones that women find irresistible.
What to get your girlfriend when she asks for something "really Gucci."
It's not selling. Maybe if we call it Fuck Sauce?
Oh great, now I'm confused. Do I eat it or put it in my hair?
With cream in a colon, you can have colons any time!
"Our cleaning lady dropped by the other day. I guess she's learned to come prepared."
Give me another f'n vodka.
Thanks, but I'll just go in the garbage can.
"shuyaquingfabric workmandup series perfection!"
Don't tell the terrorists about this.
"We got these from our asian RA who couldn't understand why it was so funny."
"Nothing like a mouth full of Gooch."
Their mascot, Bubbles the Talking Fish Asshole, was quickly retired after children started complaining about nightmares.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.