Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The only problem with getting a blowjob from a snowman is the shrinkage.
I don't care if it doesn't have a working bathroom, I'm going to live in it.
In case you're thirsty for a B-List energy drink.
The combination is "Put in key, turn key left."
She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to be glad she's wearing a hat.
You've got to get yourself together man, you haven't brought a dead bird to the porch in weeks.
Now if someone pukes, we don't even have to clean it up. We just lay down some fresh carpet.
We can't drink that! Or can we...
Is it about you or your butt?
Yeah that's great but you forgot one thing - where is Santa supposed to leave the presents?
I heard Budweiser goes down easy.
If you wanted to be on the site that badly you should have gotten into a motorcycle accident.
"We completed this wall in the first two weeks of school."
He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it.
Choo-choo-ahh screw it let's start drinking.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.