Picture If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle.
Picture He strikes again! Though he did leave an incriminating trail of a sugary red liquid in Dixie cups every 20 feet.
Picture If sex sells, Orgasm Illuminator shoves amazing deals in your face that you can't help but buy excess amounts of.
Picture "Drink up little girl. Drink up. Mommy loves you oh so much. Shhh, shhh little girl. Go to sleep."