Scotch Whisky Flavored Condoms picture Scotch Whisky Flavored Condoms

This isn't blended is it? Because I only have sex with single-malts.

From jjc543

| Be the first to comment! | April 04, 2012
Human Organ Lunch Box picture Human Organ Lunch Box

There's a 7 year-old out there with a kidney in his lunch box.

| 4 comments | January 06, 2012
Track Grandma Down With GPS Shoes picture Track Grandma Down With GPS Shoes

Yep, still in the nursing home right where we left her.

| 5 comments | December 21, 2011
The Jesus Toaster picture The Jesus Toaster

The perfect way to make your Grilled Cheesus Christ.

| 4 comments | December 12, 2011
Miniature Hat For Your Ear picture Miniature Hat For Your Ear

An even smaller one goes over your ear drum.

| 6 comments | December 12, 2011
Kiddie Tazer Toy picture Kiddie Tazer Toy

It's the simplest way to be a bad parent.

| 6 comments | December 12, 2011
Grenades For Your Christmas Tree picture Grenades For Your Christmas Tree

Christmas is already a disaster, why not add grenades.

| 2 comments | December 09, 2011
Terrified Picture Hooks picture Terrified Picture Hooks

No, please no! Not the picture of the family dog. NOT THE FAMILY DOG!

| 3 comments | November 11, 2011
How To Cover-up The Smell Of Your Farts picture How To Cover-up The Smell Of Your Farts

May or may not cause severe rash all over your entire body.

| 1 comment | November 11, 2011
World War II Evacuee Costume picture World War II Evacuee Costume

Did we say girl's fantasy? We meant nightmare.

| 1 comment | October 21, 2011
Bacon Drink Tabs picture Bacon Drink Tabs

This bacon craze is out of control. What's next, turkey bacon?

| 2 comments | October 17, 2011
Toilet Lounge Chair picture Toilet Lounge Chair

Next step: Installing a tub in the sofa.

| 9 comments | October 12, 2011
Disco Ball Hat picture Disco Ball Hat

You bring the party! A really annoying and lame party.

| 6 comments | October 12, 2011
Drink Soda From A Boob picture Drink Soda From A Boob

The only other way to get this much high-fructose corn syrup from a boob is to breastfeed from Rosie O'Donnell.

| 16 comments | October 11, 2011
Tiny Starbucks Cup picture Tiny Starbucks Cup

The water may be free, but looking like an idiot is priceless.

| 4 comments | October 06, 2011
Mustache Sunglasses picture Mustache Sunglasses

The chains double as tears for not being able to grow your own.

| 5 comments | September 13, 2011
Emeril Wants to Cook Breakfast for Your Mom picture Emeril Wants to Cook Breakfast for Your Mom

This doesn't bode well for "Uncle" Wolfgang Puck.

| 4 comments | July 31, 2011
Toilet for Fat People picture Toilet for Fat People

If they're able to get off it, how are they ever going to stop eating?

| 8 comments | July 13, 2011
Racist Starbucks picture Racist Starbucks

I like my men how I like my coffee. Racist.

From Nick Werner

| 11 comments | June 27, 2011
Child's Toy Dumps picture Child's Toy Dumps

He cries! He screams! He dumps again!

| 2 comments | June 13, 2011