She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to be glad she's wearing a hat.
You've got to get yourself together man, you haven't brought a dead bird to the porch in weeks.
Now if someone pukes, we don't even have to clean it up. We just lay down some fresh carpet.
We can't drink that! Or can we...
Is it about you or your butt?
Yeah that's great but you forgot one thing - where is Santa supposed to leave the presents?
I heard Budweiser goes down easy.
If you wanted to be on the site that badly you should have gotten into a motorcycle accident.
"We completed this wall in the first two weeks of school."
He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it.
Choo-choo-ahh screw it let's start drinking.
It's a bitch to pump, but it's worth it as a conversation piece.
I can crush this car with my head.
It's perfect because he's already used to drinking something that tastes like it's from the toilet.
"Oh thank you, BeerMan! How can I ever repay you?" "WITH A BEER OF COURSE, DAMMIT!"
"This one comes from Knoxville, TN. The cursive letters add so much."
Last minute costume
alc - o - lanterns
"Found squirrel after long night of boozin. Reminder: Don't drink and swim."
Peak-a-boo! Is this more wrong or cute?
"Fun at the budweiser factory!"
Maybe this explains why I now need a liver transplant at age 17...
"50 cent was a child model before becoming a rapper"
We all know how well Budweiser and night fishing for sharks goes together...