Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Nice try, but everyone knows the answer is always "C."
"Do we really half to answer?"
And if that's not easy enough already, the answers will be posted on the board during the exam.
I gotta try and break him the first day of class.
Y'know what, just call before. Like, 20 minutes to 6 hours before. Or after. Whatever.
Hopefully he doesn't deduct points for Jon's illustration on the cover. I mean give the kid a break, this 30-page term paper is 50% of his grade.
A simple accounting equation or a professor involved in a new career? Either way, it's a sticky situation.
"Stop laughing! I'm the most accomplished professor in the field of farts!"
Dr. Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park sure does know how to party.
Now who can tell me the significance of the Battle of the Bulge?
"This is my teacher for Botany playing his 3rd prank of this year. First he put the deans name up next to a toilet, then he busted in the ecology class and made them watch a movie with us, now he put this up on our other teachers property." Plus he has aw
Students dressed as a professor and... students.
You know, nobody forced you to become a teacher.
So, if we use differentiation to get rid of our variable, we can finally prove that mo' money does in fact lead to mo' problems.
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