CollegeHumor: Public transportation

Awesome Train Drum Beat

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:18:53 -0400

Can't stop won't stop at the next stop.

Don't Be A F*cking Asshole on the Subway

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:31:53 -0400

I'd like to launch an awareness campaign aimed at rude New Yorkers, written in a style they'll understand, so that one day, maybe, they won't be quite so shitty.

I should note that most New Yorkers are completely wonderful, caring people. It's just that some of us seem to enjoy the "New Yorkers are assholes" thing a bit too much.

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How to Ride the Subway without Annoying Everyone

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 14:40:11 -0400

I guess "don't yell racial epithets" goes without saying. By sane people, at least.

Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody Singalong on the Subway

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:30:53 -0400

Only in the most annoying parts of New York!

Subway Thoughts - The Hot Ad

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:07:30 -0400

Some need it modest.

People Tripping on Subway Steps

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:41:42 -0400

See you next fall, but only if that's when you're planning on returning.

Foxy Lady Attracts Guys Like a Magnet

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 03:29:50 -0400

Her super power is actually rejecting them later.

Philharmonic Flash Mob Gives People the Best Commute Ever

Mon, 07 May 2012 11:32:34 -0400

Looks like you picked the wrong day to call in sick.

How to Ride the Bus in Vietnam

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:56:02 -0400

He ended up having to pay double (for funeral fees, etc.).

Man Breaks Up Fight On 6 Train While Casually Eating A Snack

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:19:09 -0400

He is... Snackman.

Improv Everywhere: The Sleeper Car

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 12:36:32 -0400

Sleeping on a subway AND not missing your stop? Now I've seen everything.

Girl Stretching on the Train

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:29:26 -0500

She must really need to sprint fast to get where she's going on time.

South Park's Cartman IRL

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:37:56 -0500

"Screw you guys, I'm going to look like a cartoon character."

Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:18:30 -0500

You should see how she hails a cab.

Contagious Subway Laughter

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:54:19 -0500

This woman was classified as a WMLOL by the CIA and declared a threat to public safety.

Stair Train

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:59:47 -0400

It's faster than an escalator, but has significantly more homeless people.

World's Shortest Train

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 13:13:50 -0400

The railroad is operating one passenger at a time, so expect delays.

People Doing Yoga on the Subway

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:59:13 -0400

There's nothing more Zen than public transportation.

Man Licking Shoes on NYC Subway

Mon, 16 May 2011 13:35:44 -0400

It was either that or drink Mountain Dew.

Swingingest Bus Stop in Town

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:22:10 -0400

If she went any higher, she'd be the vagrant who sleeps there at night.