Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Some gargoyles just don't know their limits.
"Ugh, you didn't tell me I was raw!"
I remember my first beer.
"Sorry bro, no fraternity bid. Maybe you should check out the Field Hockey club. I hear it's all chicks."
La-Z Boy meet Dru-KN Dude.
If true beauty could be put into a painting, it would look like this
Stupid. The dog is never going to see this on Craigslist
He preceded to unscrew the cover off the shower drain with his finger nail and defile it.
Game: Spewer. Barf your way to victory
"All in all not a horrible night. I'd even venture to call it a success."
Whoa, that girl's got some range!
He puked all that out of his nose!
"Instead of washing it the next day he cut the sheet out and framed it, then titled the masterpiece Vomit Arm Outline."
He has both the mind and stomach of a child
The stream matches up perfectly with another bodily function on the way down.
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