Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
She wished her friend on the couch would puke.
Could you move to the left a little, I have to take a shit.
There's always a bright side. At least now you kind of have a pillow.
Like a liquidy tongue.
What's the ruling here - are they disqualified, or do they get to finish the game?
"On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up
High marks for accuracy and color.
I'd like this to be a fountain outside the student center.
Smile! You're on CollegeHumor!
For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet.
"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "
"We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."
I wish this was a movie, so we could play it in reverse.
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