Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This one's a slam dunk. It was pizza.
"Franzia, milk, orange juice, and cheese... whose idea was this?"
"Hello?...yes I would like a large pizza and another beer"
My guess: chicken fajita, rice, and possibly another meat - pork?
"Puked in the middle of Chili's and they made me clean it up."
He's so drunk,he thinks he's still not puking.
Don't cut me off! I know when I've had enough, and I want another beer. Time to rally!
We're not kidding, NOBODY can drink a gallon of milk in an hour. Yet they keep trying...
A shower curtain so hideous, it induced vomiting.
"The up side to being white trash."
"My best friend puked out a car going 55mph."
It's all good!
"At least the trash doesn't have to be taken out."
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Don't ask me again.