Tag: Puke

Dog Lovin' Interruptus Picture Dog Lovin' Interruptus
Only Puke Picture Only Puke
Puke Train Chain Reaction Picture Puke Train Chain Reaction
Well, that escalated quickly. Picture Well, that escalated quickly.
I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking. Picture I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking.
That's one massive loogie. Wait 'til you see him whip it back up. Picture That's one massive loogie. Wait 'til you see him whip it back up.
Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit. Picture Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit.
He's sooo getting laid tonight. Picture He's sooo getting laid tonight.
Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more. Picture Have you ever wondered what 3/4 of a gallon of milk looks like leaving your body at 170mph? Wonder no more.
Some gargoyles just don't know their limits. Picture Some gargoyles just don't know their limits.
"Ugh, you didn't tell me I was raw!" Picture "Ugh, you didn't tell me I was raw!"
I remember my first beer. Picture I remember my first beer.
"Sorry bro, no fraternity bid. Maybe you should check out the Field Hockey club. I hear it's all chicks." Picture "Sorry bro, no fraternity bid. Maybe you should check out the Field Hockey club. I hear it's all chicks."
La-Z Boy meet Dru-KN Dude. Picture La-Z Boy meet Dru-KN Dude.
He preceded to unscrew the cover off the shower drain with his finger nail and defile it. Picture He preceded to unscrew the cover off the shower drain with his finger nail and defile it.
"All in all not a horrible night. I'd even venture to call it a success." Picture "All in all not a horrible night. I'd even venture to call it a success."
Whoa, that girl's got some range! Picture Whoa, that girl's got some range!
He puked all that out of his nose! Picture He puked all that out of his nose!
"Instead of washing it the next day he cut the sheet out and framed it, then titled the masterpiece Vomit Arm Outline." Picture "Instead of washing it the next day he cut the sheet out and framed it, then titled the masterpiece Vomit Arm Outline."
The stream matches up perfectly with another bodily function on the way down. Picture The stream matches up perfectly with another bodily function on the way down.
It spits a blinding poison, like that one in Jurassic Park that killed Newman. Picture It spits a blinding poison, like that one in Jurassic Park that killed Newman.
He got to taste those overpriced nachos twice. Almost made them worth it. Picture He got to taste those overpriced nachos twice. Almost made them worth it.
He's sucking it up, not out. Picture He's sucking it up, not out.
This is the new ad campaign for the Goliath. Picture This is the new ad campaign for the Goliath.