Tag: Puke (Page 3)

She wished her friend on the couch would puke. Picture She wished her friend on the couch would puke.
Could you move to the left a little, I have to take a shit. Picture Could you move to the left a little, I have to take a shit.
There's always a bright side. At least now you kind of have a pillow. Picture There's always a bright side. At least now you kind of have a pillow.
Like a liquidy tongue. Picture Like a liquidy tongue.
What's the ruling here - are they disqualified, or do they get to finish the game? Picture What's the ruling here - are they disqualified, or do they get to finish the game?
CheeeesBLRGH! Picture CheeeesBLRGH!
"On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up Picture "On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up
High marks for accuracy and color. Picture High marks for accuracy and color.
I'd like this to be a fountain outside the student center. Picture I'd like this to be a fountain outside the student center.
Ahhh...ahh..ahhCHOO! Picture Ahhh...ahh..ahhCHOO!
Smile! You're on CollegeHumor! Picture Smile! You're on CollegeHumor!
For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet. Picture For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet.
"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same " Picture "The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "
"We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets." Picture "We had a party the night before and the kid whose car is buried in snow puked all over my bed. Those are the sheets."
I wish this was a movie, so we could play it in reverse. Picture I wish this was a movie, so we could play it in reverse.
"Watching him puke during the opening credits, pass out for the whole thing, and wake up just enough to be oblivious was much more entertaining than the movie itself." Picture "Watching him puke during the opening credits, pass out for the whole thing, and wake up just enough to be oblivious was much more entertaining than the movie itself."
He's apparently never used a toilet before. Picture He's apparently never used a toilet before.
We figure if we leave it like this, the problem will fix itself over winter break. Picture We figure if we leave it like this, the problem will fix itself over winter break.
Not a very good designated driver. Picture Not a very good designated driver.
I think I figured out the secret to the gallon challenge - drink purple milk! Oh wait, nevermind. Picture I think I figured out the secret to the gallon challenge - drink purple milk! Oh wait, nevermind.
Looks like Ramen, vodka, and maybe some Tostitos - possibly hint of lime? Picture Looks like Ramen, vodka, and maybe some Tostitos - possibly hint of lime?
Doesn't take CSI to figure out what happened at this crime scene. Picture Doesn't take CSI to figure out what happened at this crime scene.
How can something so disgusting also be so beautiful? Picture How can something so disgusting also be so beautiful?
Oh, there goes gravity. Picture Oh, there goes gravity.