Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
When I say one mini-sized candy per kid, I mean it.
The white pumpkin makes it ironic.
The "W" went to go see that new George Bush movie. Alone.
The pumpkin has a little Captain in him...
It's literally a Keystone LIGHT!
You know it's Halloween when you see a talking dog drinking a martini on a carved out pumpkin.
Cleaning out that pumpkin must have been a real sticky icky mess.
Pumpkincide rates always soar this time of year.
It's a shame this pumpkin will rot in a week.
You know how I know you're gay? You have a pumpkin with Steve Carell's face.
Halloween wouldn't be the same without the classics.
I know you're not supposed to stare at someone's coin slot, but c'mon that's irresistible!
"Me: "What should I carve this year?" Friend: "You should carve a boob" Me: "I'll see what I can do""
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