Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Shortly after this picture was taken assassins smashed it to bits
This Is Going To Rot Soon!
Who needs a girlfriend when you can carve a pumpkin this good?
Our Pimp-a-Pumpkin contest is now official. Send us your jack-o-lanterns, and we'll all vote on the best one the day before Halloween.
"What we didn't realize is that while the frowny face was glowing at the world, the smiley face was being projected across the face of our house."
Pumpkin carving season? OH YEAH!
Serves haunted beer that makes you more sober.
"This is what happens when, after Halloween, pumpkins get smashed all over your house and someone tries to dispose of the seeds by putting them down the bathroom sink."
I've got the munchies... I think I'm going to eat myself.
I don't know why nobody's ever noticed that a bag of Franzia and an average size pumpkin are the same size.
"An actual pumpkin and a little kid's costume from Goodwill with the ass cut out of it." You win weirdest costume in the room, not an easy feat!
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