So, uh, can you make me a balloon switchblade?
John doesn't feel charged without a drink.
Is no one going to vote for Emma Tillman, the oldest person ever documented to have lived (born in 1892, died at 114 years)? Idk you guys, a long, healthy life is hot.
This is what Green Day must be talking about.
Do you think you're what they say you are?
They've got the best Booze Radley in town.
You're just mad you didn't think of this first.
Lawn & Order: SUV
You have to beat Urkel-Bot on the last level of the game after he's kidnapped Laura.
And I will PUNish anyone who goes to another shoe repair store.
Martin Loofah King
If you think that's bad, try getting "laptopped"
This will surely Holocaust them a lot of Jewish readers on Reddit.
It's ironic because a menage-a-trois is illegal in Ottawa, Canada.