Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Great pun, but you're playing for the wrong team church-sign-writer.
It's working, sort of.
"One cardboard box, three coats of paint, one thong, and three condoms later: I was a 'one-nightstand' for Halloween." Friend, you are either 3 months early or 9 months late. You decide.
"I don't think she's your type."
"Playboy was holding auditions for their Girls of the Pac-10 pictorial, and this was on the front page of OSU's school paper."
This shirt is a completely false representation of New Jersey. There's no oil stain. And I can't smell it through the Internet.
"They actually found water on Mars."
"Our Dress to Get Laid Party."
Mardi Grass (hey, a pun gets a pun).
"Two chicks, one pussy."
"They're so clever in Northport, NY"
Hey I asked for mustard!
She's trying to get to www.visualpuns.com
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