"I'm two seconds away from making these fuckers chew toys."
I did not have sexual relations with that leg.
At least he can lift our hearts.
Good sir, you may not simply smell my hindquarters without expecting to meet MY FISTICUFFS!
Much better outcome than the time he ate the Fire Flower.
Now that's how you earn a damn treat.
If you like this, you should hear his band Bowling for Cute. Ehhhhhh?
If the puppies spin enough they create a black hole, which is then sniffed.
Adorable proof that werebabies are real.
Ah, man's best wing man.
And by save, we mean he'll poop on your floor and then fall asleep.
You can see the pure unadulterated, adorable evil in it's eyes.
Yeah, fight the man, good dog!
Great Dane, terrible bed.
Dogs actually hatch out of puppies. Didn't you know that?
Both cat people and dog people can use this clip to explain their preference.