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picture That can definitely be worked into the budget.

picture "So don't think about putting me in any other hole."

picture "My friend has a buddy that works in the University registrar and when he had his ID made, his friend put this name on it. He didn't notice until two weeks later. He then told the University, who gave him free text books and fired his friend."

Are you sure the quotes are enough? People might still miss it. Better put Christmas lights around it.

picture Are you sure the quotes are enough? People might still miss it. Better put Christmas lights around it.

It's like Booty Sweat without the sugar additives.

picture It's like Booty Sweat without the sugar additives.

You're never too young to be a great fan.

picture You're never too young to be a great fan.

This note was intercepted by a 5th grade teacher in Civics class.

picture This note was intercepted by a 5th grade teacher in Civics class.

Cashiers were curious when overweight men in their mid 30s were buying 5 packs at a time.

picture Cashiers were curious when overweight men in their mid 30s were buying 5 packs at a time.

A rather conspicuous collaboration if I do say so myself.

picture A rather conspicuous collaboration if I do say so myself.

And that's just the cover. Imagine what's inside!

picture And that's just the cover. Imagine what's inside!

Inappropriate Toy

picture Inappropriate Toy

Years of intense psychotherapy sold separately.

Which nursery rhyme did you miss as a kid?

picture Which nursery rhyme did you miss as a kid?

"My Girl's P*ssy" (1931)

video "My Girl's P*ssy" (1931)

Hot damn! There's one thing the Hoover administration can't take away!

Take that, God.

picture Take that, God.

picture Etymology FTW

Little Kid's Pussy Wagon

picture Little Kid's Pussy Wagon

Relax, it's just called that because he murders the neighborhood cats with it.

Lingo Winner

picture Lingo Winner

He's a cunning lingo-ist.

This is a beautiful shaved pussy.

picture This is a beautiful shaved pussy.

Say the name of the product... in front of your parents!!!

picture Say the name of the product... in front of your parents!!!

"One Case of Busch Light, a long nite of drinking, a pair of scissors and one hell of an idea." Also, a complete lack of females in the room.

picture "One Case of Busch Light, a long nite of drinking, a pair of scissors and one hell of an idea." Also, a complete lack of females in the room.

"This kid goes to Drake. Apparently, they spend all of their time fucking around with cardboard boxes rather than actually drinking the beer."

picture "This kid goes to Drake. Apparently, they spend all of their time fucking around with cardboard boxes rather than actually drinking the beer."

"Sign in front of Quick Cash place in Arab, AL."

picture "Sign in front of Quick Cash place in Arab, AL."

Meggapussi!!!!1111

picture Meggapussi!!!!1111

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