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			<title>The Venn Diagram of Movie Quotes</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:04:53 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:44:14 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:51:08 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Roc-A-Fella Republican Corrects Jay-Z Misquote</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:31:42 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Ron Swanson, Jack Donaghy, or Republican Presidential Candidate?</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:16:18 -0500</pubDate>
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<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented i...]]></description>
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			<title>Mike Tyson Quotes: the Song</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:46:03 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Now that's a beating I can dance to.]]></description>
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			<title>&quot;Icy&quot; Dock Sign</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:53:54 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[You'll only get a &quot;concussion.&quot;]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:20:23 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[&quot;What are you guys talking about? It makes total cents!&quot;]]></description>
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			<title>Abraham Lincoln Facebook Quote</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:29:56 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>International Weatherman of Mystery</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 11:35:24 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Give him a break, he's been cryogenically frozen since 1997.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:36:57 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Anything to better "serve" their customers.]]></description>
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			<title>All of these "people" are pretty "intelligent"</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:18:06 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Every Troy McClure Movie From The Simpsons</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:35:46 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<br>That sound you hear is the sound of every movie executive in Hollywood trying to find a way to turn each of these into actual feature films]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 18:30:02 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 15:27:46 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>"I'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls."</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:36:31 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Get out of There!</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 12:05:02 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[People in movies need to stop going where they don't belong.]]></description>
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			<title>160 Schwarzenegger Quotes</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 11:57:14 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[And almost half of them understandable.]]></description>
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			<title>Wow, heroes are jerks.</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:01:06 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>The Best of Michael Scott</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:20:35 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[IGN's collected some of Michael's greatest quotes. Considering that he's the man who brought us, "That's what she said," you know you're in for quality. Click to see Michael's take on:<ul><li>Gender Relations</li><li>World History</li><li>Breast Enha...]]></description>
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