Picture "A bunch of drunk kids decided it would be awsome to take letters the RA had made and stick them in a random order above her door.Subsequently, she was pissed."
Picture In addition to the spelling, note how he capitalizes every word, as if it's the name of a book.
Picture "We're not allowed to have pets in the dorms. This dog is trained to hide in a backpack when the RA comes."
Picture If people are pissing on the door (and occassionally in your room if you're not there) this sign isn't going to help.
Picture I'm going to write a mysery novel about the manhunt that ensues. It will be called "P is for Pooping".