Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"We love our RA."
"Fun with our RA's name and his sacred flyers." Take that, Carl!
"Letting our RA keep a tally on how much we drink in the dorms."
"Our RA was an Ice Cold Bitch... so we decided to freeze her panties." How poetic.
If people are pissing on the door (and occassionally in your room if you're not there) this sign isn't going to help.
I'm going to write a mysery novel about the manhunt that ensues. It will be called "P is for Pooping".
"RA shaming at its best."
If he just waits a few hours, the only problem he'll have is that his door is really wet.
"We set this trach can camera up in the hall so we could tell when the RA was making his rounds..." Genius.
"Do they really want us to?"
Some girls from another floor thought it would be funny to post this outside our RA's room.
"Ready for some battle in the dorm rooms... We over took our RA."
"Our RA left his door unlocked.... we moved all his furniture into the bathroom"
"My roommate got this letter after he made his way to the RA's room on a drunken rampage."
"Duct Tape your RA to the wall at University of Missouri-Rolla."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.