CollegeHumor: RA

Batman is RA at Syracuse University

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:18:53 -0400

Apparently Batman has the handwriting of a five-year-old.

Olympic Village RA

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 15:02:50 -0400

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Syphilis, STDs and you.

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:18:06 -0400

What do I do with this information?!?

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Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:16:04 -0500

The R.A. probably planted it just so he could look so goddamn badass.

The Science Of College

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:56:57 -0400

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The First RA

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:56:54 -0400

University of France, France 1051

Greetings fellow students of Academia. I would like to take this opportunity to introduceth mine self. My name is Edmund Wellington the third and I will be your resident assistant for this year, your first year at university and the first year of university, ever.
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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:12:55 -0400

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

Drunk Freshman (in his boxers) Challenges RA (in the Army)

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:55:18 -0400

One night after partying, a freshman in the dorm called out our badass RA who can kick some serious ass. Big mistake.

Back Fired

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:57:28 -0400

This was Tara Friedman's first day of teaching 2nd grade. She had spent her last four years as a Resident Advisor at UCLA so she did the only thing she knew how to do…

Tara: Okay children, ice breakers! Everybody sit around the rug Indian style. Now we are going to go around the room and each of you will tell two truths and one lie. Then, the next person will have to guess which one is the lie! Sounds like fun, right!?
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The Adventures of Skip Bradley, RA on Duty - Ep 1

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 17:55:45 -0500

11:31pm March 1st, 2007

Abel Hall, University of Nebraska-Lincoln

Resident Williams reported to me that he was “bitch slapped” by resident Jameson in the fourth floor lounge during a heated game of “Dungeons & Dragons”. Resident Williams was the “Dungeon Master” master for this game and did not grant resident Jameson the opportunity to “level up” to a level 5 Druid with +4 charisma. Resident Jameson said that that wasn’t fair and demanded that Williams let him level up. Williams then said to “stop being a whiny peasant” and to shut up and play the game or he’ll have him “exiled to the 7th dungeon of Malafore”. Resident Jameson then took a Bawls energy drink and threw it in resident Williams’ face.
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RA Write-Up's Through History

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 17:07:28 -0500

Resident Advisors have been ruining college since day one and we've been there every step of the way to document the various ways these killjoys have been pissing on your parade. Let's take a look at what we've pulled from our vast Archive, shall we?
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Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:52:44 -0500

"A bunch of drunk kids decided it would be awsome to take letters the RA had made and stick them in a random order above her door.Subsequently, she was pissed."

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Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:12:33 -0400

In addition to the spelling, note how he capitalizes every word, as if it's the name of a book.

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Sun, 23 Apr 2006 15:50:12 -0400

"We're not allowed to have pets in the dorms. This dog is trained to hide in a backpack when the RA comes."

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Sat, 22 Apr 2006 14:06:55 -0400

"Beer Pong in our RA's room."

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Thu, 16 Mar 2006 23:38:10 -0500

"Our RA said that our pranks were lame..."

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Sun, 05 Feb 2006 04:16:05 -0500

That'll teach him to cite us for bonging Bacardi in the hall!

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Sun, 20 Nov 2005 23:01:39 -0500

"We love our RA."

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Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:57:23 -0400

"Fun with our RA's name and his sacred flyers." Take that, Carl!

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Mon, 17 Oct 2005 18:07:46 -0400

"Letting our RA keep a tally on how much we drink in the dorms."