Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Jak & Daxter.
"My girlfriend has a pet raccoon named Wallace."
Don't you wish you were me?
Raccoons LOVE digital cameras.
Never say the elderly don't serve a purpose.
I said don't take my picture! I'll kill you!
I'm the mama bird!
I steal to feed my children!
How do I get myself into these situations?
"The animals help you find your car at the garage at Orlando International... except my friend confused 'raccoon' with 'bear' and we spent half an hour looking for his car."
Can we keep it?
"Someone thought it would be funny to put a dead raccoon on this kid's doorstep for mischeif night. We thought it would be even funnier to tie it to his door because he was away for the weekend!"
"This was at our condo in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida."
Oh God, please don't let this 'free animal' thing catch on...
"We went to get the dogs in the truck and some coons came and drank all of our beer."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.