Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The only thing is he has rabies, so don't share a bottle with him.
Quick someone, close the box and call Animal Control on that garbage eating vermin!
My wife and my mother-in-law.
Mario is a lot like Jesus. We meet him as a child, but then we don't know what happens to him until he's baptized in Donkey Kong.
Jak & Daxter.
"My girlfriend has a pet raccoon named Wallace."
Don't you wish you were me?
Raccoons LOVE digital cameras.
Never say the elderly don't serve a purpose.
I said don't take my picture! I'll kill you!
I'm the mama bird!
I steal to feed my children!
How do I get myself into these situations?
"The animals help you find your car at the garage at Orlando International... except my friend confused 'raccoon' with 'bear' and we spent half an hour looking for his car."
Can we keep it?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.