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			<title>Very, Very Clever Raccoon Walks Across Telephone Wires</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:24:08 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 10:39:01 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:41:59 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:56:15 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["No, boy, you've got this hunting thing all backwards."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 12:28:40 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 07:43:02 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Hey, you dumb raccoons, you're on land.]]></description>
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			<title>Raccoon Eats at the Dinner Table</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:07:11 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Girl Voluntarily Lets Raccoons Eat Off Her</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 12:00:56 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[They're like cuddly stuffed animals. Filled with rabies.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 14:08:09 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Animal control waited years for an opportunity like this.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:27:49 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Raccoon Thinks it's Chef Boyardee Beefy Ravioli</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:21:04 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Maybe after this he'll learn some manners and eat from a bowl with a fork like a human being.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 16:28:35 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Steve always turns into a party animal after a couple drinks.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:47:40 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Some like it ruff on the roof.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:59:11 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["Excellent."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:19:52 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I knew he was a party animal.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:47:14 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The only thing is he has rabies, so don't share a bottle with him.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:26:23 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Quick someone, close the box and call Animal Control on that garbage eating vermin!]]></description>
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			<title>Crazy Raccoon House Party</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:23:34 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Raccoon Invades Kitchen 2: The Aftermath</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:48:21 -0400</pubDate>
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