CollegeHumor: Racism Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/racism Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6007789 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6007789/colleges-are-getting-worse-at-faking-diversity Colleges Are Getting Worse at Faking Diversity Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:01:04 -0400

...]]> /article/3049757 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3049757/conversations-overheard-saturday-night-at-2-am-at-the-library Conversations Overheard Saturday Night at 2 AM at the Library Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:44:44 -0500 "나는 결코 더라면 이렇게하지 않고 구글 수있게합니다."



"정말?"



"물론입니다. 한국어 방법을 알고 이야기하는 이유는 무엇입니까? "
...]]> /article/2635022 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2635022/lucas-henson-racial-profiler Lucas Henson, Racial Profiler Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:47:56 -0400 In today's episode, Lucas finally gets his roommate assignment.

]]> /article/1454502 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1454502/great-americans Great Americans Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:07:57 -0400


George Washington

ME: President Washington, you fought for American independence from the British. Do you believe the United States' involvement in the Middle East is protecting the legacy of freedom you built, or simply imposing its will on other nations?

GEORGE WASHINGTON: The Tree of Liberty is fragile, my lad. And difficult decisions are often required to defend it. Let us say, for example, my slave tells me a bandit has absconded with my stallion. Why, do I not then have the right to find the thief and—

ME: Wait. What? Your what?

GEORGE WASHINGTON: My stallion. It means horse.

ME: No. Your slave? Your slave tells you the horse was stolen?

GEORGE WASHINGTON: One of them, yes. And it's stallion. Not horse.

ME: Right. Thanks.

...]]> /article/1136532 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1136532/racial-pros-and-cons Racial Pros and Cons Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:21:33 -0400




Race



Pro Con
Whites Majority rules. Laaame.
Blacks Hung like horses. Ask Grandpa, he'll tell you a few.
...]]> /article/881438 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/881438/imus-pulls-a-kramer Imus Pulls A Kramer Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:05:29 -0400
It's been about a week since your parents' favorite radio personality, Don Imus, made racist remarks about the Rutgers women's basketball team. And by racist remarks, we mean calling them "nappy-headed hoes." He also referred to African Americans as "you people" on Rev. Al Sharpton's show.
...]]> /article/854781 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/854781/this-is-gonna-be-the-best-spring-break-ever This is Gonna Be the Best Spring Break EVER Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:27:42 -0400 You guys ready? Everyone hit the bathroom, right? All right then, let's pile in. Daytona Beach, here we come! This is gonna be the best spring break ever. And don't worry about the trip. I know, Daytona's halfway across the country, but I'm sure between us four knuckleheads the trip will be as much of a blast as those beach babes—almost!



...]]> /article/599703 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/599703/are-you-a-bigot Are You A Bigot? Sun, 11 Feb 2007 21:48:46 -0500 I was in the bathroom the other day and I came across an intriguing poster titled "ARE YOU A BIGOT." I consider myself an open, loving, and accepting person. So, I decided to answer some of life's tough questions for those who are not as worldly as I….

1. Do you laugh at racist jokes?

No, this is really horrible. I've never heard, laughed at, or told a rascist joke. Racism is dead, this is the 2000's. Smeariously, I have a black friend!! It is faggy that this question even needs to be asked—-so G-A-Y. My favorite kind of jokes are knock knock jokes. Wait, did you hear the one—knock knock…who's there…banana…banana who? knock knock…who's there…banana…banana who? knock knock…who's there…orange…orange who? ORANGE you glad I'm not black? Hahahahah. My grandfather tells that one every Christmas.

2. Do you say "that's so gay"?

Obviously. But I don't mean it like "that's so homosexual." That's gross. I mean it like "that's so retarded."  Retarded means gay, as defined by Webster's Dictionary (I think.) Duh. I would never say anything to hurt gay people. My Uncle Steve is gay, and even though he's not allowed in my house I still love him. He tries to send me letters and stuff but my mom won't let me read them. Sad.

3. Do you think men are better than women?

GIRL POWER! Susan B. Anthony would roll in her grave if she was presented with this inane (that's my word of the day!) question. Lucretia Mott, Harriet Tubman, Anna Nicole Smith —R.I.P.—all pioneers for women today. I even joined the Facebook group "Bitch, Get In The Kitchen and Make Me a Sandwhich" because my boyfriend told me its a group about men who respect women who can cook.

4. Do you think senior citizens are stupid?

I have been raised to respect my elders. Without them we would not have the wisdom of many decades. But they should not be allowed to drive!! One of them totally rear ended me last April. I was pissed. Wait…the worst is when you're trying to walk somewhere and they are in front of you going so slow with their canes and giant oxygen tanks. Reee-dic-u-lous. Everyone over the age of 60 should invest in a JazzyChair. Lloyd Christmas said it best, "Senior Citizens, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Don't you go dying on me." LOVE YOU GRANDMA, MISS YOU EVERYDAY."

5. Do you call people and things retarded?

Okay, is this a trick question? YES. This poster is so repetitve. I don't mean retarded like people who are disabled—I would never make fun of those people. They are so strong. They even have their own Olympics. Wheelchair basketball is so cool. Who knew people who were retarded could actually play sports? Not me.

Hopefully my answers to these questions have opened the eyes of all those people who actually are bigots. Remember—admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Love,
...]]> /article/474365 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/474365/white-supremacist-disappointed-with-fantasy-football-season White Supremacist Disappointed with Fantasy Football Season Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:30:29 -0500

You know, it didn't start out so bad. During my draft, people didn't suspect anything when I took Peyton Manning with my first pick. Granted, it was a little odd when I went with Todd Heap in the second round, and I was definitely getting some weird looks when I snatched Mike Alstott in the third… But I needed a running back! A couple of kickers later, the K.K.Cakes were a decent looking fantasy football team.
...]]> /article/438419 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/438419/statements-from-the-un-racist-racist Statements From The Un-Racist Racist! Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:24:42 -0500 "Well, if Mexicans are all so lazy how come I always see them hard at work, selling fruit on the highway off ramp?"

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