Almost makes me want to look at one for more than half a second.
Nevermind, I'll just use cheese whiz instead.
They taking your pet out is a great way to meet other people.
The rat ate the cat once it fell asleep (for its 12th nap of the day).
To be fair, Splinter is his roommate.
"Dude, what did you eat?!?"
One of the advantages of being tiny.
I don't know what's worse - what the rat is doing, or that they are lining up to take turns!
Dude, what did you eat?
"Hairless rat... wierd, very wierd."
"It tastes like it smells...delicious!" Warning: Gross
Getting penises drawn on your arms is one thing, but a goddamned DEAD RAT on your CHEST?