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Lady Eats Nothing but Cheesy Potatoes for 30 Years
I wish I could live like this, but my mom makes me eat vegetables. She's such a bitch.
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The Vibe (featuring Lisa Loeb, Chuck Wicks, Bobby Brackins, and Mike Catherwood)
From the makers of The Voice. You don't need senses to sense true talent.
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Toddlers in Tiaras Dubstep Dancing Remix
Somehow this is less weird than the original clip.
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I Didn't Know I Was Gilbert Gottfried
The revealing story of a woman who became Gilbert Gottfried, while unaware she was even a standup comedian.
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America's Tallest Baby
This show is still about a million times better than "The Voice."
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Orphan Showdown!
It's The Bachelor meets Kid Nation meets awfulness.
hotlink Trailer for Spike TV's "Scrappers"
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Fat Kid Loves Bacon
This kid can't live without bacon, but he won't live with it. It's a catch 22.
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Reality TV Stars Aren't Here to Make Friends '09
Well fine; we didn't want to be your friend anyway.
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Weird Reality TV Meltdown
Oddly enough, she leaves with more dignity than any other reality TV failure.
hotlink Ford autoworkers fight for their jobs in the new reality show, Auto Warriors
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Heck's Kitchen
This seems like a joke, but after they made that show Kid Nation it's hard to tell.
hotlink When girls compete for whose hottest, everyone wins


