"Receipt" Stuff

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picture That's one classy date proposal.

picture Have a Super Sonic Day!

picture "He was so proud of it he circled it."

Don't be confused. That's the Irish way to write numbers.

picture Don't be confused. That's the Irish way to write numbers.

Wait a second these are scrotum hairs - I want my money back!

picture Wait a second these are scrotum hairs - I want my money back!

Each frat keystone is a full 30 rack. Not my recession!

picture Each frat keystone is a full 30 rack. Not my recession!

Dinner for one in Zimbabwe.

picture Dinner for one in Zimbabwe.

The greasiest marijuana you can buy!

picture The greasiest marijuana you can buy!

Well, what did you expect from a restaurant called "Jack in the Croissants?"

picture Well, what did you expect from a restaurant called "Jack in the Croissants?"

Actually, can you make it an asston?

picture Actually, can you make it an asston?

At first I thought we should just call it Bat-sperm, but then I thought people might confuse it with real bat sperm.

picture At first I thought we should just call it Bat-sperm, but then I thought people might confuse it with real bat sperm.

"My mistake, I could have sworn it was my Sonic receipt."

picture "My mistake, I could have sworn it was my Sonic receipt."

Your older brother apparently runs the restaurant now.

picture Your older brother apparently runs the restaurant now.

$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash

picture $114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash

You can keep the 30 cents.

This is rumored to be the bar tab of Iron Maiden, but it's actually from a concert attendee trying to forget that he paid $30 for an Iron Maiden show.

picture This is rumored to be the bar tab of Iron Maiden, but it's actually from a concert attendee trying to forget that he paid $30 for an Iron Maiden show.

They get the same discount at the strip club too. 80 cents instead of $1.00 on the table.

picture They get the same discount at the strip club too. 80 cents instead of $1.00 on the table.

Duke Nukem Forever Pre-Order from 2001

picture Duke Nukem Forever Pre-Order from 2001

Forever is a long time, but 10 years is an eternity.

Wow, it cost less then the "BOUNTY SSIZE" she probably used to clean up.

picture Wow, it cost less then the "BOUNTY SSIZE" she probably used to clean up.

He's managing more than just my pizza experience.

picture He's managing more than just my pizza experience.

"If only that was actually on the menu..."

picture "If only that was actually on the menu..."

Receipt for Pregnancy Test and Claw Hammer

picture Receipt for Pregnancy Test and Claw Hammer

So, um, what's the hammer for?

All that to rent a few videos?

picture All that to rent a few videos?

"So does that mean I can return a sub up to 29 days later?"

picture "So does that mean I can return a sub up to 29 days later?"

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