Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Receipt Lists Purchase of Penis Butter Snickers
Duke Nukem Forever Pre-Order from 2001
"My mistake, I could have sworn it was my Sonic receipt."
Have a Super Sonic Day!
Your older brother apparently runs the restaurant now.
This is rumored to be the bar tab of Iron Maiden, but it's actually from a concert attendee trying to forget that he paid $30 for an Iron Maiden show.
They get the same discount at the strip club too. 80 cents instead of $1.00 on the table.
Well, what did you expect from a restaurant called "Jack in the Croissants?"
Each frat keystone is a full 30 rack. Not my recession!
Don't be confused. That's the Irish way to write numbers.
That's one classy date proposal.
Drink like a patriot!
Actually, can you make it an asston?
Dinner for one in Zimbabwe.
"He was so proud of it he circled it."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.