Tag: Receipt (Page 2)

Actually, can you make it an asston? Picture Actually, can you make it an asston?
Dinner for one in Zimbabwe. Picture Dinner for one in Zimbabwe.
"He was so proud of it he circled it." Picture "He was so proud of it he circled it."
At first I thought we should just call it Bat-sperm, but then I thought people might confuse it with real bat sperm. Picture At first I thought we should just call it Bat-sperm, but then I thought people might confuse it with real bat sperm.
Wait a second these are scrotum hairs - I want my money back! Picture Wait a second these are scrotum hairs - I want my money back!
The greasiest marijuana you can buy! Picture The greasiest marijuana you can buy!
Did those wings taste a little bit rubbery to you guys too? Picture Did those wings taste a little bit rubbery to you guys too?
He's managing more than just my pizza experience. Picture He's managing more than just my pizza experience.
Welcome to the positives. The rest is easy. Picture Welcome to the positives. The rest is easy.
"She had to still be in college." Picture "She had to still be in college."
I'm not even going to ask what the WESSON OIL PINTS are for. Picture I'm not even going to ask what the WESSON OIL PINTS are for.
Wow, it cost less then the "BOUNTY SSIZE" she probably used to clean up. Picture Wow, it cost less then the "BOUNTY SSIZE" she probably used to clean up.
Well, it's better then Natty. Picture Well, it's better then Natty.
Uh oh, what's the breadstick for? Picture Uh oh, what's the breadstick for?
Only 89 cents? Hell I've payed up to five dollars! But that was an emergency situation. Picture Only 89 cents? Hell I've payed up to five dollars! But that was an emergency situation.
All I could think was, "Thanks for sharing" Picture All I could think was, "Thanks for sharing"
Time to switch to a new cell phone plan? Picture Time to switch to a new cell phone plan?
Sex is pretty cheap these days. Picture Sex is pretty cheap these days.
Jesus must make a killer pie. Picture Jesus must make a killer pie.
"Even though she wasn't but it was funny to see that on a receipt." Picture "Even though she wasn't but it was funny to see that on a receipt."
"So does that mean I can return a sub up to 29 days later?" Picture "So does that mean I can return a sub up to 29 days later?"
All that to rent a few videos? Picture All that to rent a few videos?
Sometimes they just put too much info on a receipt... Picture Sometimes they just put too much info on a receipt...
Macdonald's New Big Breakfasts. Picture Macdonald's New Big Breakfasts.