"Record" Video

He said he'd rather die than not set a new record and, luckily, those were the only two possible outcomes.

"And to celebrate, I will be spending these record-breaking quarters at the Chick-fil-A down the block."

Now maybe her parents will love her.

Look how small that black disc is. It's gotta be a record.

Yo momma's so short, she recently set the Guinness World Record for shortest mother.

If you could only see him from the waist up, it would look like he was just freaking out.

1203 strokes in one minute. Let the hilarious comments begin!

Layer up, its cold outside.